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Shit-Painter

When certain celebrities reach the highest echelons of their own personal opinions they arrive at the hallowed level of Shit-painter.

This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified
"I saw Chris Martin of Coldplay down the high street yesterday, wouldn't even stop for a selfie, he's become a right shit-painter nowadays"
by MrWazzer October 15, 2021
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I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
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Walt Disney Shit

Dude a Walt Disney Shit is like super gay and hurts
by O O G A B O O G A August 18, 2019
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Shit Words

The sentence that contains shit are annoying you, kinda like the word "bullshit"
Peter: Look! The mirror reflects a handsome guy!
You: stfu, you dumbass. No more Shit Words.
by Thomas Dice October 1, 2018
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gawd awful shit

1. A bad and dangerous situation that puts many people in jeopardy or a calamity of huge proportions.

2. A monstrous turd that smells and will not flush.
1. The terrible accident on I -20 was some gawd awful shit.

2. I asked my wife for the plunger after blowing out a gawd awful shit! Notify the Navy that my gawd awful shit is being launched into the Potomoc!
by Kraski June 8, 2022
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Shit on a stick

You're giving anal to someone and they shit on your dick
Every hole's a goal
by WeAreTheOppositeOfAwesome March 20, 2015
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shitted feets

Shitted feets arr impiratical for hotel use.
by arrrmatey2 September 4, 2022
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