Doug Shit

The stuff that one guy at work does that should get him fired but somehow doesn't.

Boss: "Hey, who broke the saw cutting 3 plates at once?"

Worker: "You know who. He's always up to some Doug Shit."

by kingkuvathemilklord May 1, 2024

Its too early for this shit

Too sleep-deprived in the morning to care. Where the fuck is my coffee?

Chaos is in the background at 7 in the morning.
Why the fuck am I here? I should have drank my coffee, its too early for this shit. *Random scream* Bro Stfu

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025

KRUPS shit

A liquid shit pouring out with a coughing sputter at the end.

Corn chowder for dinner last night and a KRUPS shit at the work this morning. Half the office the office thought it was coffee break.

by Nolan Swipples October 10, 2022

shit generator

Your ass

Yo I just took a dump with the shit generator

by Did you expect a name March 2, 2021

Shit the Kilt

The unfortunate name given to someone who follows through wearing traditional Scottish dress without underwear.

Kieran had an accident while dancing at the ball last week. Old Shit the Kilt is now on a warning.

by MightyQuin78 April 23, 2021

Shit-bucket

Someone who absolutely cannot do anything right. They're very slow at accumulating things (especially simple things).

''I told you to pour the gallon of water into that tub! Shit-Bucket"

by Freshlikeda March 22, 2021

Shit

Means poo or can be that was such a shit day it’s mostly used to describe how you feel

Hey bro I need to take a shit

Or
That day was the most shittest of shit days

by justtosmart March 15, 2020