Dick head

Someone how is such a prick

Oii man why are you such a dick head

by Youngdaggerdick1 January 30, 2020

dick cheese

The cheese surrounding the circumference of the dick

Oh he’s dirty he has that nasty dick cheese

by girthydog February 1, 2020

Maclaren Dick

Literally the hottest, most ripped guy you will ever meet. He is also one of the most amazing AAA hockey players out there.

“Bro did you just see Maclaren Dick over there?”
“Omg yeah bro he’s so hot it’s actually wack!”

by Twistedmikle February 1, 2020

mush at me dick

When u try to have sex with your girl but u have a floppy flaccid penis that just pushes against her vagina.

Man!!! U got dat mush at me dick!!!

by Van Nest February 1, 2020

National suck a dick day

The 9th of February is known for being the best day for a woman to suck a dick whether he's a friend,first date or long term boyfriend you will enjoy sucking his dick

Hey its national suck a dick day!

Perfect whip it out already

by Sam's real February 2, 2020

Trents dick

maximum length of 2 1/2 but talks the most game

Kylie could barely even feel trents dick

by Dylan.wm February 4, 2020

Dick-Shield

Someone (usually a BFF) that helps drive away a guy who can't take a hint. A person you've asked in advance to play cock block so you don't have to hurt someone's feelings or pity fuck them.

*reverse wingman
*premeditated cock-block

"Since, Jeff's bringing my phone charger later, I'm watching your kid tonight, Suzanne. He surely won't try to fuck me while I'm holding a newborn. Your baby is going to be the best dick-shield ever."

by spaceymaree February 4, 2020