United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb

1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.

by gabe marshall September 25, 2012

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by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025

I, How, We, As The People, Got Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Got In Trouble By His Children Over Ten United States Of America Ferrerra Dollars

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I, How, We, As The People, Got Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Got In Trouble By His Children Over Ten United States Of America Ferrerra Dollars

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

dark unit

Form of misgendering people that takes 3 people to initiate. This is usually used in the context of transphobia, thus if the dark unit is used against a cis individual it becomes a light unit.

Two assholes just used a dog as the third member to initiate a dark unit on me. I didn't even know you could do that. I'm so pissed rn.

by Kirahen04 December 11, 2024

Unit Head

A unit head is a position at summer camps reserved for weirdos. Unit Heads are mostly losers, who only ever talk about the job. They will never not talk about the job, and leave all their friends behind. Once a unit head, you become no fun, a suck up, and brainwashed. Unit heads like the kids more than their friends

diego: hey man, you coming to the party later?
martin: nah i’m hanging with the other unit heads!
diego: you’re such a loser

by BrainChange July 18, 2024

Non Functional Display Unit

Slang term for a female who appears normal and even attractive yet can't function properly in society due to brainwashing by the left, gender studies classes, or prudish beliefs otherwise attained.

Sadly many college women today are NDFU ( Non Functional Display Units )

by Kettlebell 78 June 13, 2018