Thunder Python

The biggest, baddest dick, you can get in town.

*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *

"Yeah, my girl had to get a dose of this thunder python, before I left the jungle."
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."

"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."

"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"

by PershingRifleBoy420 December 4, 2022

Thunder preacher

A person who enjoys their own Flatulence and is happy to take a deep breath of their own creation or somone eles.

Guy one: "Yo see that dude just wafted his oen fart to his face, and took a deep breath"

Gut two: "that's a wild thunder preacher, keep your distance"

by AbadChoice December 9, 2022

thunder alley

faded than a hoe

I’ll get in the game but i’m in thunder alley

by Mondussy December 11, 2022

Thunder Throat

A very authoritative voice, usually one that is loud and deep.

My dad's thunder throat really shines when he's mad.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 25, 2022

Thunder

Thunder is very very loving, caring, kind-hearted, and very respectful, He is very handsome and sexy. Whenever a woman goes close to him his scent makes them come close to him, whoever gets Thunder as their life partner is very LUCKY, Whoever leaves Thunder, is a big dumbass

Girl 1 - Hey, who's your bf?
Girl 2 - I'm lucky to have Thunder as my bf :)
Girl 1 - LUCKY, I have no one :(

by Thanosdeeznutz January 16, 2023

Thunder Mud

This is the shit you take next morning after a glorious diner accompanied by 5-6 beers. Starts with cramping along with a euphoric feeling. As you sit a little push causes the heavens in your colon to unleash its fury. The consistency of fecal matter is that of mud or wet concrete. The flatulence is loud and non stop until it starts to fade off. You are exhausted after the episode.

Get the fuck out the way! Im going to blow the toilet out with all the fury of thunder mud.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

Thunder Lips

A man/woman who has given so many blowjobs that their lips are forever a deep blue or purple hue.

Maria sucked so many dicks that she got a bad case of Thunder Lips

by dominoguy11 February 8, 2023