banana day

august 22nd*, the day of bananas, a day for the giving out and the eating and general enjoyment of and appreciation for bananas


*august 23rd may be celebrated as well, as bizarro banana day

"happy banana day! would you like a banana?"

by tyhe August 24, 2008

boss's day

A dumb, completely pointless holiday invented by greeting card companies to sell more cards. A concept that hasn't and (hopefully) never will catch on. On this day you're supposed to thank your boss for "being kind and fair" and buy him some stupid card, but really, its just a classic hallmark holiday. Ironically, most people seem to resent their bosses anyway so whats the point?

Joe: I got a card for my boss, because today is Boss's Day!
Mike: What the hell is "Boss's Day"?
Joe: Its a day where we show our appreciation of our boss!
Mike: You're an idiot who blindly follows dumb trends, you know that?

by NewClear October 11, 2012

Bonus Day

A day in a relationship where no *restrictions* apply.
The restrictions can be, but are not limited to, physical/emotional/verbal or multiple.

*Can also be used as Bonus with any part of the day*
eg. Bonus Night

NOTE:

Once a verbal agreement is made about a Bonus Day it cannot be taken back.

Firoza: I was so happy with Sid that i gave him six bonus days and six bonus nights

by UnavailabilityIsMyThing October 2, 2012

Hoes for days

a pimp will have such a massive stable that a trick will never do the nasty with the same hoe twice.

yo! I got hoes for days, what flava you want?

by hrm smk April 7, 2008

day changer

An unexpected, incredibly large bowel movement that makes you feel as though you are lighter and increases your overall energy level.

Most day changers happen when you're already having a pretty good day. You might feel perfectly normal. Then you get the rumble. Nothing big just a little "hey when you get a chance" message from your belly region. Then you sit down and proceed give birth to a food baby you didn't even know was inside you. You walk out of the bathroom proud, accomplished, and feeling light on your feet. Your good day was just changed to a great day. Nothing can hold you back today.

Also you may feel hungry.

Person 1: walking around like king of the world almost glowing

Person 2: what's got you in such a good mood.

Person 1: just took a day changer. Nothing can stop me now!

by Meedama October 17, 2015

crazy day

The best most crazy day ever!!!! This day is really fun starts of good turns to great events after events gets wilder nd wilder and sometimes you cant even fall asleep

i had a really crazy day yesterday

by yeahyeahyeah,,, December 18, 2013

carly day

Carly Day is a civic holiday on March 3 and is recognized in some areas of Western Canada - but not many. There are ongoing union disputes surrounding the holiday and various lobby groups are struggling to have it recognized as a statutory holiday as celebrations grow larger every year. Most unique part of Carly Day celebrations are the hats. Carly Day hats usually are bright purple visors worn upside down. Some have animal print or rainbow bands and a rat tail like braid that extends from the back - to which people add charms. Each year on Carly Day a new charm gets added to the Carly Day visor. Common symbols on Carly Day visor charms are: vikings, grilled cheese, or the corno portofortuna. It is also customary to only wear hot pants and pink sneakers on this day. Many people gather with family and friends to compose their own Carly Day rap songs.

The historical roots of Carly Day surround the following of comet 209P/Linear though the first celebration of Carly Day is not recorded.

Lisa: "Will you come to my birthday barbecue tomorrow, Chad?"
Chad: "Oooo sorry Lisa. I just can't. It's Carly Day tomorrow. My mom got me a new corno charm and I've got my telescope set up to watch 209P/Linear all night long."
Lisa: "Dammit. Why did I plan my party for Carly Day."

by Jiminy Farmerson June 6, 2014