Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapbots.

Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.

by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025

Captain nut

It describes the situation when a guy is nutting to fast

« Oh James wtf ! You nut too fast ! You’re a real captain nut !

by Jimibadussy June 26, 2021

Captain Boomerang

A shirtless Australian man on steroids who hates vaccines, and always has boomerangs on hand.

Dude, that's Captain Boomerang!
Alfred got jacked up by Captain Boomerang!

by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025

captain cleave

A YouTuber who does his best to make content and makes videos that a decently entertaining. I recommend go subscribing

I just watched Captain cleave on youtube and regret it jk lol go sub

by Soopscrub June 28, 2019

captain tigeroo

A half Russian tiger half Australian kangaroo great at kicking ass and being awesome

Captain Tigeroo stole my lucky charms

by Amaz1ng3 January 17, 2018

Captain whip out

Long time friend or employer who is notorious for whipping his wang out on your girl when your not around. But your his boi his homie or the backbone of buisness and this is your repayment.

Well if it isn't captain whip out!

Captain whip out: look out man ,whipping it out man preferably with a cowboy hat and a YEE HAW!

by Hubcity turtle August 31, 2016

Captain

When you’re clothing line in your closet resembles the main isle at you’re local hardware store.

Hey Captain Coupon… where can I find the hammer isle. “Excuse me? I don’t work here I’m just a regular customer”.

by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023