The act of sticking your index finger into your anus, getting poop on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the poop in the hole.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!
by Dr cockcycle May 13, 2013
Get the Captain's hookmug. by Moby_Dicktator November 23, 2010
Get the the Captain Ahabmug. Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around
by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016
Get the Captain Flexmug. A nigga who always be lacking. Sometimes he makes a joke and nobody laugh but we still love the guy.
-Guys why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.
Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.
by ButFuggle April 16, 2020
Get the captain uselessmug. big sexy man with big cock
by green boi pg3d July 8, 2022
Get the content captainmug. someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles's mascot.
see hassle loads
see hassle loads
by red_knickers January 5, 2010
Get the captain birdseyemug. by Captains cum bucket April 26, 2020
Get the Captain Kylemug.