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bacon sub

A bacon sub is a colloquialism for masturbating in the bathroom at subway bathroom with mayonnaise.
Brian had a "bacon sub" on his break while thinking about his coworker Jenny
by #Yoloswagmchdouchbag December 10, 2014
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bacon nerd

A person that will try and eat any kind of bacon anywhere, anytime.
Excuse me waiter, can I get just a side of your hippie style over priced bacon? Yes I am a bacon nerd.
by isoskepsis December 1, 2018
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Bacon Strip

After taking a shit at someone's house, usually at a party, before wiping yourself you find a cornered wall in the bathroom, while spreading your cheeks you slide in a downward motion on that corner leaving behind shit strips that resemble a strip of bacon.
Goddamn it! Rob got drunk again and used the corner of the bathroom wall as toilet paper. Leaving a mighty bacon strip in my parent's bathroom.
by RudeMood69420 January 29, 2020
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Bacon

Labia minora. The inner lips on a vagina. Some women have long labia that remind you of bacon. Bacon can be of many shapes and sizes.They are edible, juicy and scrumptious just like bacon.
Man that woman has the perfect bacon. They hang down about two inches. I love to chew on them. I love to stretch them. I love to put my tongue between. I love when they get slick and juicy!
I sure love my bacon
by RTNTN July 4, 2017
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swing the bacon

another way of 'milking the bull' giving a male a hand job and rotating the penis in a helicopter action
here lawd did ye here that about that Holly one? she sure likes to swing the bacon
by cantbelievethissh*t February 4, 2012
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Canadian Bacon

Another euphemism for a penis, specifically belonging to a Canadian
Checked twitter this morning and the first thing on my timeline was Drake's canadian bacon
by grapelemonade February 6, 2024
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