waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017

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Donkey Show

When a guy acts like such a reject and thinks he is getting over on everyone around him when in fact everyone knows what he is up to.

Randy: has anyone seen MoeZ?

Sobhe: he is in the back putting on a Donkey Show!

by Dearborn Zoo Keeper October 28, 2011

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Show Horsing

The plastered bright toothy smile of Meghan Markle . Correct use of (Show Horsing) is to hold the smile in whatever event one is at to include: garden parties ,bank robberies, funerals, catastrophic life loss, and speaking events.

Meghan Markle attended a memorial service for a school shooting and the bitch was "Show Horsing" all the time.

by Stinky1911 July 28, 2023

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wack shows

When something(s) wack happens and you were a part or viewer of the wack experience.

you arrive a minute after Mcdonald's closes the breakfast menu and they will no longer serve you sausage and egg mcmuffins..."man that's wack shows."

by Jaguil01 February 18, 2009

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Show-Jo

A term to describe the fervour, love and passion of theatre shows.

Like "MoJo"- but about stage shows.

Accepted spelling can also be: sho-jo, sho jo, show-jo, show jo, shojo, showjo.

For years I had lost my Show-Jo, but after seeing "Next to Normal" on Broadway last week...I have it back.

or

OMG! That revival of West Side Story totally reignited my Show-Jo

by JMillaquai June 10, 2009

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