stafford road

A trampy little road filled with drug dealers sluts petty thieves and alcaholics

Hey where do you live?
Him: Stafford road!
Me: oh shit I feel sorry for you but can I ask your neighbors for an eighth

by Idfk do I October 28, 2017

Hazelton Road

An absolute give of villiany, often compared with Moss Side in Manchester and Queens in NYC. Don't stop at the red lights or you'll be car jacked and they'll nick your extra strong mints.

I'm lucky to get out alive! I was on Hazelton Road , Colchester!

by Colon-ick February 8, 2020

Road runner

When you simeltaniously rub your genitals across your partners chest very hard

Girl i know you want that road runner!

by Road runner expertise December 14, 2016

Road Gash

The female equivalent of road head. A play on the word road rash, but often involving less blood, unless that's what you're into.

I gave (insert female name here) the best road gash on the way home from the movies last night. She was swirving so much she got pulled over

by Shamadizzle September 4, 2018

Road Horse

A person or persons whom ride pedal bikes aggressively. They usually ride in neighborhoods, or where people are around. Rarely do they ride in rural areas. They are attention seekers, and like to be witnessed. Also, riding makes them horny, and they are big fans of Patrick Swayze.

Neighbor 1: "Did you see Chad and Stacy today?"
Neighbor 2: "Yeah man! A couple of Road Horses!"
Neighbor 1: "I heard they have vibrating bicycle seats!"
Neighbor 2: "Typicsl Road Horse, I wish I was one."

by PissTank May 20, 2015

Road Rash

The act of getting a handjob in a moving vehicle

Damn that girl gives crazy road rash

by Selenathesolara July 11, 2021

road disco

There's a huge accident on the highway, and all the flashing lights cause a psychedelic flash back...

With that accident up ahead on the highway there's a real road disco going on...

by Socks1985 February 10, 2018