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Noah

Two of each drug
Yo bro can I get a Noah of cookie and stardawg
by Roz.1 June 12, 2019
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Noah

Noah is that kid nobody likes he has crusty lips and jiggles around the campus (ew!!)
Dude don’t talk to that kid, that’s Noah
by Simply Sammy May 22, 2022
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Noah

Noah's are probably the best guys you will ever meet, if you are dating one then never let him go. On one side he is kind, caring and always willing to do small things to brighten your day. On the other hand he is a good kisser and has a very dirty mind. Noah's usually have a love language that is a mix of physical touch and acts of service and love staying up late at night talking about the future, mainly things like marriage, houses, children etc.

If he is a friend, then he is very funny and the one friend you can rely on. whether guy or girl he will make sure you feel appreciated, and he deserves the entire world. he doesn't have the brightest of pasts, but he always tries to help people through their own issues and are always careful to not bring up things that could be labeled as traumatic unless you feel comfortable.
"noah, you are probably the best person I have ever met"
by Iryna_isn't_real October 28, 2023
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Noah Lea

A person of little common sense who does not understand simple tasks
by Ben Wild69 May 28, 2021
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Noah

A Noah embodies all stereotypical asian perception. He is born with a silver spoon up him mouth and yet fails to appreciate his parents’ hardwork and efforts to sustain his lavish lifestyle. When you see a Noah, turn the other way and run because he will ruin your life with the snap of his fingers. When provoked, he will morph into a spastic creature that will attack you.
Jason: “ I bro nice to meet you, what’s your name?”

Noah: “ what the fuck... i didn’t even ask you! go fetch me some sparkling water before i beat the fuck outta you and rape your sister.”
by cole:) May 25, 2020
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Noah

The complete definition of Stupid. The opposite of Einstein. His braincells are stupid, his breathing method is stupid. His life is stupid. There's not a thing he does that isn't stupid.
"Jimmy! Stop being a dumbass! God, you're such a Noah."
by Jerry Jesus Jameson February 7, 2022
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Noah

Noah is a type of person you don’t underestimate. He’s smart (even though he doesn’t believe it), incredibly sweet, extremely handsome and even more. Noah has the most beautiful brown eyes and smile when he’s smiling are blushing at someone he cares about. If you are lucky enough to date a Noah never let him go. A Noah loves you more then life it’s self and encourages you to be a better person for yourself over all. If you decide to pass over a Noah you’ll regret it.
Noah: Forever and beyond Moon Fae

Alyssa: Forever and Beyond Jax
by ~Lyra February 5, 2020
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