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Mark fets

Dumbest prick in existence, known for aggravating and annoying the fuck out of everyone who lives under the atmosphere including his own parents. 8:10 chances most mark fets are legitimately homosexual.
No one wants to be a Mark fets
by Mark fets April 21, 2019
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jack mark

Person 1: What’s your name?

Person 2: Jack Mark
Person 1: What’s your favorite color?
Person 2: Jack Mark
by Not_jack_mark November 23, 2021
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mark

the most hilarous

awesome swag loving person in the world.everyone loves him and thinks he's perfect.he is the best.he loves only one girl and she is perfect for him.in fact,she is perfect.he's the best boyfriend you can ever have.He is
amazing. He is hard working, someone who will go the distance for the one he loves even if he has to take baby steps first. Mark is someone who is handsome, but defines beauty not in what he says or does, but in what he is. He is someone who will never give up on something he wants, even if it's so far out of reach. He defines love, someone who will melt your heart and cause you to fall in love every time you see him smile, every time he says your name.. Mark is someone who'll stand by your side, and will be there when the smoke clears. He defines the words thoughtful, sweetheart, caring, &romantic.you will fall in love with him right when you see him.
by hatman123 May 22, 2017
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Mark mile

A mark mile is a unit of measurement where one standard mile is equivalent to five mark miles. In other words, 1 mile = 5 mark miles. This unit can be used for any calculation involving distance, where distances are converted by multiplying the number of miles by five to get the equivalent number of mark miles. This derives from mark the half man who is short, walking is strenuous on him.
I had to walk 1 mile to the store, which was 5 mark miles.
by Zeeman2121 June 21, 2024
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MARK LUCK

An oddly specific occurance of bad luck which makes you believe as though a supernatural force is fucking with you
If two people are walking in a cycle lane and you are walking on a side walk and a cyclist gets off the cycle path to avoid the two and hits you instead, you have just experienced Mark Luck
by Wagwanonthemandem April 27, 2020
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tallahassee skid mark

Ehrich Gee.
"One time Ehrich Gee farted and there was a wet spot on his pants.... we then proceeded to call him The Tallahassee Skid Mark"
by BigPoopieMuncher February 1, 2018
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As Flat As Mark's Face

Used to describe something that's really flat.
The ground outside is as flat as Mark's face
by DoorHandle1234 August 15, 2017
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