Part of the "rules of the internet", made in early 2006 by someone in the /b/ section of 4chan who fancies the site a secret underground.
Due to the /b/ section being overrun with users from sites such as Gaia Online and MySpace, these rules were accepted, and more people took part in the illusion that 4chan is a SUPAR SECRAT CLOBHAUS. Despite the fact that these two rules state that you shouldn't talk about /b/, some people will cite "RULES 1 AND 2!!" every time 4chan (or even a meme) is mentioned outside of the site.
Thankfully, this vermin of stupidity remains contained in /b/, so people who cite rules 1 and 2 in other boards are bound to get flamed and hopefully banned.
Due to the /b/ section being overrun with users from sites such as Gaia Online and MySpace, these rules were accepted, and more people took part in the illusion that 4chan is a SUPAR SECRAT CLOBHAUS. Despite the fact that these two rules state that you shouldn't talk about /b/, some people will cite "RULES 1 AND 2!!" every time 4chan (or even a meme) is mentioned outside of the site.
Thankfully, this vermin of stupidity remains contained in /b/, so people who cite rules 1 and 2 in other boards are bound to get flamed and hopefully banned.
*4chan Steam group is mentioned in a /v/ thread*
Idiot: RULES 1 AND 2 BITCH
Anonymous: facepalm.jpg
Anonymous: kill yourself
Idiot: RULES 1 AND 2 BITCH
Anonymous: facepalm.jpg
Anonymous: kill yourself
by WHYIAMSOBALD October 15, 2007
An expression to describe an individual who craves power, who mistakenly interprets greater power always equates greater self-worth without realizing it is only true when the base is greater than 1, i.e., self-improvement is needed.
A: She thinks once she has "power" she will be a million bucks.
B: At her current speed of self-improvement? 1 to the power of infinity!
B: At her current speed of self-improvement? 1 to the power of infinity!
by lucillipop February 03, 2011
Any article can hyperlink its way to any other article.
Although there may be over specific exceptions, the rule holds true that an infinite series of hyperlinks could get you between any two semi-popular (read: popular enough...) topics.
Although there may be over specific exceptions, the rule holds true that an infinite series of hyperlinks could get you between any two semi-popular (read: popular enough...) topics.
Wiki Law #1:
I choose Naruto wikipedia page
I hit random article
1.I got the Chicago Cubs
2.I clicked Wrigley Gum (they once owned them)
3. Clicked commercial vehicles
4. - Mazda Bongo(under Japan)
5. - Mazda
6. -Japanese
7. - anime
8. - found Naruto!!!
I choose Naruto wikipedia page
I hit random article
1.I got the Chicago Cubs
2.I clicked Wrigley Gum (they once owned them)
3. Clicked commercial vehicles
4. - Mazda Bongo(under Japan)
5. - Mazda
6. -Japanese
7. - anime
8. - found Naruto!!!
by RafaelElAwesome September 28, 2009
When someone asks for the answer to a mathematical question or a question that involves an amount of something, you troll them by saying: more than 1.
by a no nimus May 21, 2011
What the ancients used to call a "book". A primitive version of the amazon kindle made out of thin leaf-like material and bound together. It only had memory for one story at a time. It is now a pointless antique.
Dave: "what's this dusty old paper thing?"
Mary: "I think that's the kindle model 1"
Dave: "Does it have 3g?"
Mary: "No"
Mary: "I think that's the kindle model 1"
Dave: "Does it have 3g?"
Mary: "No"
by jokerpants April 27, 2011
The unknown and super top secret movie produced by J.J. Abrams, the creater of the hit ABC show LOST. The movie focuses on a monster attack in New York City as witnessed by a group of friends at a friends going away party, the teaser trailer ends with the Statue of Liberty's head crashing in downtown Manhattan; their was no title.
The film is also referred to as "Cloverfield" or just "Clover". 1-18-08 is the release date of the movie, not the actual name itself. It is announced that 1-18-08 is indeed not a sequel to anything bad before. The teaser trailer was first introduced with the hit movie "Transformers".
The film is also referred to as "Cloverfield" or just "Clover". 1-18-08 is the release date of the movie, not the actual name itself. It is announced that 1-18-08 is indeed not a sequel to anything bad before. The teaser trailer was first introduced with the hit movie "Transformers".
Film Fanatic 1: Dude, did you see the preview to that one movie with Transformers?
Film Fanatic 2: Yeah man, there was like no title, but its suppose to be released on 1-18-08
Film Fanatic 1: Yeah, its pretty hardcore!
Film Fanatic 2: Yeah man, there was like no title, but its suppose to be released on 1-18-08
Film Fanatic 1: Yeah, its pretty hardcore!
by Kevin Esser August 07, 2007