Water in the basement

When a person has cuffed their pants way to high up

person 1: "look at that dork his mom can't afford long enough pants"
person 2: "Nah, he prob just have water in the basement"

by seatbelt2 October 29, 2021

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Dog Water

It's basically calling somebody bad at the video game but inside of calling them dog shit they call them dog water-

Bobby Joe: Bro you're literally dog water
Johnny: *depression*

by chickennoodlewater March 10, 2021

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Jacking Water

When you cum and its clear like water, you cant have babies while jacking water!

I came in my sister yeserday, but sadly i was jacking water... So no inbreads for us!

by PATTYCAKES SHADAD November 18, 2018

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Water of Man

Manly Fluids. Specifically Semen.

Umar ibn Saad had a condition in his anus that required him to put "The Water of Man" on his ailing rectum. This was a blatant coverup of his homosexual personality and need for anal penetration.

by Zakir Naik February 18, 2012

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When a gentleman or lady decides to please themselves via means of intense masturbation or various other forms of sexual stimuli. Not to be confused with milking the cow, no-watering the petunias implies a good deal of artistry involved in the process of satisfying one's desires.

Gentleman 1: Good day to you, sir. You look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?

Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.

by GodOvGrindcore March 28, 2011

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