surprise log

When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.

I did the Diarrhea Quick Step, barely made it, but it was a Surprise Log.

by CactusOfDoom August 05, 2023

Juicy Surprise

When you get sloppy toppy through a gloryhole.

"I was at this adult book store last night and I got a top notch juicy surprise from the glory hole in the bathroom."

by hotcock69 November 28, 2020

surprise rock

A rock (commonly a red brick) used in combat theaters to initiate a sexual act, typically to coerce an unexpecting participant; accomplished by hitting another in the head and yelling, "surprise!"

SPC Brown kept the surprise rock for a week, Smith's butt will never be the same.

by Brewing logic November 21, 2016

A shocking surprise

A shocking suprise.

When you and your girl are having sex and she puts on gloves en suddenly gets a ael out of a bucket and shoves it up your ass. The ael will then electrocute your anus. She now preformed the shocking surprise on you.

Yo bro sit down. Sorry bro i can't my anus got electrocuted by my girlfriend while she was performing a shocking surprise

by Diepzeekroket November 30, 2019

dingle surprise

The rapid and forceful ejection of berry-sized poops from the anus.

Ethan Anderson had a bad dingle surprise yesterday. I hope he feels better.

by Mr. Dr. Boss May 29, 2014

Short Boy Surprise

A short kid that has a huge Dick

Why are you dating David he's so short

He has a Short Boy Surprise ;)

by TheWordlyMan January 22, 2023

Surprise Turkey

When fisting a woman or man, opening your hand up while inside the orifice like a Thanksgiving Turkey Hand painting.

In a sentence:
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.

That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.

by EmelyeJayne August 19, 2023