The act of 69-ing with a pocket pussy on all testicles but you must have done these steps before engaging otherwise it be kinda gay doe:
1. PUT ON BLACK SOCKS IMMEDIATELY BEFORE LOCKING THE DOOR
2. You must already be high before engaging
3. If one of the members is a female you must shove a dildo in every hole
1. PUT ON BLACK SOCKS IMMEDIATELY BEFORE LOCKING THE DOOR
2. You must already be high before engaging
3. If one of the members is a female you must shove a dildo in every hole
Jared: Aye yo bruh we finna Super Succ Surprise 69420? Im wearin black socks
Jarod: Yeo bruh go shut the door and pull out my blunts
Jared: Alright bet
Jarod: Yeo bruh go shut the door and pull out my blunts
Jared: Alright bet
by TheEventsOfNeptune February 10, 2020
The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."
The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!
by Bobby Basinger November 21, 2019
A fleshdog surprise is what happens when you do a handstand with your homie and shit while pointing your asscrack parallel with the floor and then have your friend lay the turd between your cheeks like a hotdog wiener between the buns then piss on it. Serve Warm
by freese daddy August 05, 2020
A sandwich that may or may not have a dead rat inside. Upon ordering the Dead Rat Surprise at any sandwich shop, an employee will slice six loaves of bread and toss a dead rat into one. They will then roll a dice and use the bread indicated by the die for your sandwich. The other loaves of bread will be served to other customers.
I ordered the Dead Rat Surprise at Subway last night. I feel bad for the fool who got the rat sandwich.
by averagemint May 08, 2022
When you eat out a girl who just gave birth, still in a pile of blood and fluids, and you eat some of her shit. That's the "surprise"
"John owes me five bucks, if he doesn't pay me back soon we're taking him to the hospital for a KiddiePool Surprise"
by RancidTrain November 15, 2020
When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.
by CactusOfDoom August 05, 2023