a person that says they identify as “super straight” is somebody who is too scared to come out as a raging homosexual. Often people who identify with this are also bottoms. flag- 🟧⬛️
by funnyjokelol March 9, 2021
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Man 1: I only date ppl who are born a woman
Man 2: so you would date a trans man? They are born a woman
Man 1: oh Shit you are sight I’m just dumb and transphobic
Man2: General preferences are OK but to say a woman isn’t a real woman because she is trans is transphobic. Super straight is a term used by asshole you are just transphobic
Man 2: so you would date a trans man? They are born a woman
Man 1: oh Shit you are sight I’m just dumb and transphobic
Man2: General preferences are OK but to say a woman isn’t a real woman because she is trans is transphobic. Super straight is a term used by asshole you are just transphobic
by The bestpeesonever March 7, 2021
Get the Super straight mug.Abnormally amazing fingers. Typically those possessed by guitarists and / or bassists. Are stronger than normal fingers; also can tolerate being stabbed and / or burned without pain. Super fingers are more deft and flexible than normal fingers.
Person 1: "Are you aware of the pins in your finger tips?"
Person 2: "Why no, I didn't feel them due to my super fingers."
Person 2: "Why no, I didn't feel them due to my super fingers."
by SecondIris August 28, 2011
Get the Super Fingers mug.A made up sexual orientation. People who identify by it define the "sexuality" as only being attracted to cis people of the opposite sex. It's a way for people to justify their transphobia.
For people who don't understand why it's bad:
1. You can't "make up" a sexual orientation.
2. People that "identify" as super straight say that they're only attracted to cis women because they're the "real women". That's just so obviously transphobic.
3. A persons chromosomes aren't something that you can see. When you meet someone for the first time, you can't tell just by looking at them what their chromosomes are. So as having a crush on or being attracted to someone isn't a choice you consciously make, whether you're attracted to someone or not can't be affected by something you can't see or know about (unless they tell you).
Further explanation:
Saying you're not attracted to someone just because of their chromosomes is the same and just as ridiculous as saying that you're not attracted to someone because they don't have two kidneys. You can't tell just from looking at someone the numbers of kidneys they have so it can't affect whether you're attracted to them or not.
For people who don't understand why it's bad:
1. You can't "make up" a sexual orientation.
2. People that "identify" as super straight say that they're only attracted to cis women because they're the "real women". That's just so obviously transphobic.
3. A persons chromosomes aren't something that you can see. When you meet someone for the first time, you can't tell just by looking at them what their chromosomes are. So as having a crush on or being attracted to someone isn't a choice you consciously make, whether you're attracted to someone or not can't be affected by something you can't see or know about (unless they tell you).
Further explanation:
Saying you're not attracted to someone just because of their chromosomes is the same and just as ridiculous as saying that you're not attracted to someone because they don't have two kidneys. You can't tell just from looking at someone the numbers of kidneys they have so it can't affect whether you're attracted to them or not.
John: *is straight*
Stephanie: Hey, would you date a trans girl?
John: No because I'm super straight. I'm only attracted to girls with two x chromosomes.
Stephanie: That's transphobic
Stephanie: Hey, would you date a trans girl?
John: No because I'm super straight. I'm only attracted to girls with two x chromosomes.
Stephanie: That's transphobic
by definitionshere March 15, 2021
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Person 1: I’m super straight!!!
Person 2: Oh, you get no bitches?
Person 1: Yeah !!!
Person 1: I’m super straight!!!
Person 2: Oh, you get no bitches?
Person 1: Yeah !!!
by superstraightphobic March 5, 2021
Get the Super Straight mug.The ugliest popular children's show to ever exist. Really, REALLY unintelligent, lazy, tasteless, and just altogether awful. If I ever meet the makers of Super Why, I will personally attempt to destroy them. Also, they butcher every classic book and fairy tale to death.
Just because something is for kids does not mean that it can be total crap, even in the name of educating them. The only reason children's shows get away with being the laziest, most unintelligent, and most horribly-written things on TV is because the creators of the show know they can get away with not trying, and the kids won't notice. Of course, many tasteless adults also defend the shows, due to the adults' inability to recognize effort and dignity. A general rule of thumb: if you wouldn't enjoy it as an adult, then kids shouldn't watch it either. Plenty of dignified adults love The Magic School Bus. Think about that for a while.
Just because something is for kids does not mean that it can be total crap, even in the name of educating them. The only reason children's shows get away with being the laziest, most unintelligent, and most horribly-written things on TV is because the creators of the show know they can get away with not trying, and the kids won't notice. Of course, many tasteless adults also defend the shows, due to the adults' inability to recognize effort and dignity. A general rule of thumb: if you wouldn't enjoy it as an adult, then kids shouldn't watch it either. Plenty of dignified adults love The Magic School Bus. Think about that for a while.
Person 1: Hey, Super Why! is on! My kids love that show!
Person 2: OMFG, that is the UGLIEST and most embarrassing thing I've ever seen. Teletubbies and Barney the Dinosaur are for more dignified than that piece of crap!
Person 2: OMFG, that is the UGLIEST and most embarrassing thing I've ever seen. Teletubbies and Barney the Dinosaur are for more dignified than that piece of crap!
by MTPrower December 28, 2011
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