St Simon Stock Catholic School

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)

Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?

by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022

St. Louis

2nd largest city in Missouri after Kansas City. Home of the Cardinals, Blues and crime.

Went to the Cardinals game in St. Louis and got robbed.

by sillyamerican062 May 22, 2022

Ripley st Thomas

Ripley st Thomas is a shit show . U will find 90% of the school using ecigs in the toilets 99.9% of the time . You will get asked by the y7 if u have a vape . Skirts rolled to the max even shorter than the blazer . Need to tell the teacher somet -don't bother they don't give a fuck they just try find people with a ecig on you . Y11s are next level u will get chips lobbed at u and u will get shit in by the seagulls Nearly everyday overall the school pretty eventful in my eyes if u wanna leave a drug addict and couple gcse . kids probably sniff ket of the toilet seats tbf

CHILD -Can I go to Ripley st Thomas mum ?
MUM -I will cook a dog before I send u there

by Samuxkksb May 25, 2022

St Bons

This school can be the best and the worst. You will have great memories such as kicking over basketballs from year 7s and getting molesdted in the pe changing rooms. However our school is so poor that instead of fixing the broken sinks and urinals they just remove it so you have to hope not get molested or your balls grabbed from ur scrotum.

Look that guy has been wearing those trousers since he came out his mums vagina

Yeah he definitley goes St Bons

by itchybumcrack May 25, 2022

Kirsten St

A Kirsten comes off sweet and innocent when she’s not completely drunk, which is rare. Kirstens seek attention from every guy who look their way. Known to constantly lie and cheat on whoever shes suckered into dating her. They will make up lies about who and where they are without thinking it through in order to cheat. Usually they shoot themselves in the foot by not remembering what they lied about in the first place, or showing up with teeth marks, hickeys, and even smelling of fish randomly
If you meet a kirsten, run.

Kirsten St: defined by Websters dictionary as a pathological liar

Yeah lieing Is totally a kirsten st move

by Holla11 May 30, 2022

St John's School Boy

A good looking and handsome boy. Cool to talk and joke with but will chop you by hook or crook.

I like that St John's School boy. He really deserves the J Town green top

by J Town boy June 3, 2022

st-vil

a tall African American man with poor eyesight but a rocking body in all aspects, to be St-viled is to be absolutely throttled for a night and being put on life support the next day, but still yearning for more.

kev: oh my goodness babe how did this happen to you why are you so hurt?
babe: I got absolutely St-viled last night. Sorry hun...

by anonymous December 6, 2021