smashing the bard

Smashing the bard- a term used by super nerds or D&D players that refers to masturbation

Johnny got grounded because his mom caught him smashing the bard

by StupidShadyGames May 21, 2017

Flag

Get the smashing the bard mug.

Smash Headlights

The act of 2 females rubbing their boobs together in a sexual manner.

Those dykes are going to go home and smash headlights.

by wade1485 July 27, 2012

Flag

Get the Smash Headlights mug.

smash bros

a fighting game that was utterly corrupted by quickplay

smash bros a fighting game developed by nintendo was mistaken for sex sometimes when trolls said “i will smash her”

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

Flag

Get the smash bros mug.

The 15th day of the month of May where you can smash all your broken stuff that has become worthless throughout the year. Or to smash things for fun because you like to break stuff. May 15th was chosen because a YouTube user posted a video saying May 15th was 'Smash Your iPod Day'. Since iPods aren't the only electronics to smash, or the only type of stuff to smash; That is why May 15th is declared Smashing Day. Not to mention the proximity to other holidays on the calendar is far enough away that May 15th is a great date.

Guy #1: Why do you have all these broken electronics stored in your garage.

Guy #2: I am saving them to smash up on Smashing Day, which is on May 15th. Want to smash things with me?

Guy #1: That sound great, I would love to celebrate Smashing Day with you! Lets plan for it.

by debit.servus April 4, 2013

Flag