rusty bone grinder

Someone/something who likes to use their teeth to scrape feces off someone's dick that was just in their own ass.

That rusty bone grinder will never forget his last meal, well last 2 meals anyways.

by Da Real Shredder November 25, 2021

Rusty slide wistle

When your licking a chics ass and your fingering her pussy at the same time.

Hay i gave ur girlfriend a rusty slide wistle last night wile you were passed out

by T.R. fuckery July 14, 2017

rusty horse burger

One runs there finger around the butthole of a horse collecting all the excess poop then slathering the feces on two buns creating the best culinary masterpiece, then insert your penis in this gooy mess until there's nothing left.

The other night I was with the boys and I had myself a good old fashion rusty horse burger.

by BiggestRich March 1, 2017

rusty night bronco

When she’s on her period and you go back and forth between her asshole and pussy

“bro ashley’s an absolute freak, she let me go all rusty night bronco on her lastnight”

by callie redway December 11, 2021

Rusty Fidget Spinner

The guy on bottom lies with his arms straight up and legs spread, resembling a fidget spinner. The person on top, with penis inserted firmly in their ass, assumes the same position and spins around

"hey man how'd it go last night?" "Yeah we did the rusty fidget spinner but I got shit on my dick"

by k1rby99 August 17, 2017

Rusty Spotted Cat

A goon who spends all day shut in his mom's basement looking at cat pictures and videos on the internet.

I was going to ask Aaron if we wanted to come to the racetrack with us, but he's being a total Rusty Spotted Cat.

by Tactical Panniculus August 28, 2018

Rusty Dutch Oven

When you fart and trap someone under the sheets only to have it pointed out by the victim you in fact sharted.

Oh my god, Mitch gave me a rusty dutch oven, there was crap everywhere.

by xpartofitx January 17, 2012