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christian rock

an irratating noise that buzzes in your head forever and ever that makes you feel numb and psychotic.
After an hour of listening to Christion Rock, Cassie tried to tear her ears off with a knife... yeah its that bad!
by darkchocolate May 15, 2005
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Christian Rock

A genre fueled by various degrees of rock music-loving Christians. Often criticized for bland or mushy lyrics, mostly on the grounds that profanity is not present. It is found in one of the most misunderstood CD aisles at your local Wal-mart. The critics usually have no idea what they are talking about, since the only music that they've heard is the kind played on the "Contemporary Christian" radio station. The real rock music is never played on the Contemporary Christian stations, hence its followers are either broke from buying CDs or are sadly breaking the commandment "Thou shall not steal."

Topics addressed in Christian Rock include all those found in regular rock music, but with a biblical twist. Many songs cannot be identified as part of Christian music, except for the challenge that they propose to society.
Person 1: I love Christian Rock, especially Switchfoot!
Person 2: Switchfoot is Christian Rock? I didn't know that. Well, I'm never listening to them again. I'll stick to polluting my mind with worldly ideals, thank you very much.
by Hamlet88 June 24, 2005
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rock and roll

one of the greatest rock songs ever performed by none other than the greatest band of all time Led Zeppelin
hey Led Zepplein are performing Rock And Roll
they are the best band ever
by ZepkiD May 13, 2005
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rock the mic

To your man "You want me to rock the mic?"
Your man "Yeah"
by NatBooty May 20, 2005
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fag-rock

Fag-Rock utilises already established music genre's , ie: "mall pop", repetitive 4/4 patterns, truncated loops, arpeggiations, etc.
Examples of fag rock can be found in music that depicts men with "big hair", that uses scantily clad women, dancing in videos, to sell the music due to the fact that the music would not be able to sell itself.
Examples of fag-rock can be found in music from artists such as Bronski Beat, Erasure, Whitesnake, Winger, etc.
by Heiko Palm March 25, 2008
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Rock out

"Man that guy really likes to rock out"
by Gary January 20, 2003
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War Rock

A great MMOFPS, much better than counter-strike because it is free to download and play. Currently in the Beta 4 stage it should go for full release sometime this winter. There are 5 different classes of playable characters (Engineer, Medic, Scout, Combatant, Heavy-Weapons) each with their own specialties. Each character starts with base weapons and then more powerful weapons can be leased for certain amounts of time. There are also three different types of combat, Close Quarters Combat (CQC), Urban Ops, and Battle Group. Vehicles are a great addition to the game and there are many from motorcycles, tanks, airplanes, helicopters and even boats. The best part about it though is the Punk Buster software that prevents hacker and cheaters alike.
Wow man, you were right. War rock is way better than Counter Strike. I don't know why i played that game for so long.
by Calvin7658 November 10, 2008
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