my fingers won’t finger right

when your finger won’t do what you want them too

did you see how wrong bella was using her fingers with talia last night?

bella: my fingers won’t finger right !

by arianagrandeishot March 22, 2023

And I fucked em right in the snowbank

When you lay-out someone who is being a dick. Usually said in places with snow. Its said when your buddy is being a douche so you put him in his place.

Guy1: so buddy burned a hole in my coat and I fucked em right in the snowbank.

by KyreaniS December 31, 2018

And I fucked em right in the snowbank

When you lay-out someone for being a dick. Usually used in places with snow. It's said when your buddy is being a douche and you put him in his place.

Guy1: so buddy burned a hole in my coat and I fucked em right in the snowbank.

by KyreaniS December 31, 2018

national fuck right off day

it happens to fall on the same day as national send nudes day, a great excuse to not fucking send nudes to the crusty mexican asking for them

Person 1- happy national send nudes day;)

Person 2- happy national fuck right off day!!

by chensly May 28, 2018

my fingers won’t finger right

when your fingers don’t do what you want them to

did you see how bella was using her fingers with talia last night?

bella: my fingers won’t finger right

by arianagrandeishot March 22, 2023

up up down down left right left right b a start

A secret fraternal guide for masturbation dating back to ancient mesopotamia. Set forth by one of the first branches of warring tribes composed almost entirely of ten-year old children who were taught by intoxicated shaman that self-image was more important than education. They became the first nation of Nintendous, on the Island of Contraceptive.

Sometimes, before we went on a date, we would up up down down left right left right B A start.

by Jumpinjahosaphat January 12, 2007

I need help right now

a phrase in witch you discover you have issues.
As if you figured out you slept with you Girlfriends sister, mistaking her for the real thing.Or discovering after 15 years of dreaming of straight sex, you find out that you prefer dreaming about your own sex.

"I didnt mean to have sex with her honey!" God,I need help right now

by Emileybeepopp May 8, 2008