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slightly retarded hooligan

This is a more sophisticated, less offensive euphemism for those teenagers who can often be seen walking down the street of either some rich European neighborhood mostly consisting of most famous, prestigious people on earth , or some dark ghetto with multiple stripper clubs and prostitutes that make up the ground, who make everyone else on and near every street they walk across look like sh*t by sheer hypocrisy. In other words, to these kids, everybody else is an uneducated, boring redneck-flunky except for themselves, who are somehow f*cking prodigies who can get away with whatever they want no matter what because their "sacred, (so-called) innocent divinity mustn't be squandered by any earthly things," not even their legal guardians!

A slightly retarded hooligan vandalizes public property, does under-age drinking and repeatedly f*cks around six to eight people at once before screwing every one of them over, never giving a flying f*ck the whole time! They are the epitome of all spoiled human c*nts and d*cks that are f*cking alive right now. They get roughly 25 or more presents every birthday of their life, and people suppose they can't help that, as doing so is the decision of their spoilers. But they could, however, not throw all these thoughtful gifts down the drain every motherf*cking time before claiming that nobody cares about them when they a total whore or manwhore, and twenty some people, gay and straight, plan to propose to them.
Delinquent II: "Did you see that little girl in a dark alley in a bikini screeching infernal language at innocent male driversby?"
Delinquent I: "Yes, but I just can't find the words to describe someone so financially gifted who would completely sell their soul like that. Wouldn't calling them a slut be misogynistic?"
Delinquent II:"Yeah, I wouldn't call them a slut. A vixen? No. A hoe? No. A bitch? No. A whore? No. A f*ckgirl? No. A c*nt? No. Wow, I really expected that it would be easier to identify a petty, naughty child like that..."
Delinquent I: "How about a slightly retarded hooligan?"
Delinquent II: "Yep, that solves everything. Thanks."
by E idiots dei February 21, 2020
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Six Degrees of Retardation

When you start rattling off reasons on why you remember some celebrity/person while trying to remember their name but never iterate theirs or anyone else’s name.
"Do you remember that one person who married that chick who played the wife in that one TV show about the people whose father was arrested for something and they owned a housing company. I think that one kid who looks like the kid from that Facebook movie but isn't him is in that TV show also."

"Bro you just had six degrees of retardation come spewing out of your mouth"
by Kraizk April 16, 2013
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retarded clump of gas

when you here the phrase, “ YOU RETARDED CLUMP OF GAS” , they are telling you that you are being annoying, or did something stupid.
pick up those pretzels you retarded clump of gas “
by xoxoxbitchass January 10, 2019
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let's get retarded

by Anonymous November 4, 2003
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big retard head

a big retard head. a head that is as big as a retarded persons cranium
"woah did you see danas big retard head? gross"
by Chesca April 10, 2008
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wake-up retardation

A condition in which a person does, says, or thinks stupid things because he has just woken up and is not fully functional yet.
I accidentally put toothpaste on my washcloth because I was suffering from wake-up retardation.
by Mr. Sneakers September 21, 2009
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hide-the-cutlery retarded

Typically this is a comment about someone who is really stupid, or so unconcerned about their safety that measures need to be taken in order to protect them from themselves and others from their dangerous tendencies.

Alternately, this might indicate how high on drugs a group of friends will get.
Exhibit A:
John: My cousin is coming over today and he's really really retarded. I have to hide the cutlery or he'll eat it, throw it at his eye, or jam it into a blender and start pressing buttons while dancing nude in the kitchen rubbing egg yolk and flour over his genitals.

John's friend: That is: hide-the-cutlery retarded.

Exhibit B:
Louise: My boyfriend gets so stoned after parties he pukes and sleeps in it frequently, and I'm really worried that he might hurt himself. Last week I found him so stoned that he was doing hot-knives in the bedroom and he fell asleep with the torch on. Luckily he didn't knock it over when he started convulsing.

Louise's friend: He sounds like he's hide-the-cutlery retarded. Just hide the knives and maybe he won't try doing any late night hot-knife sessions?

Exhibit C:
Mark: Dude I just scored a 1/4 lb of some prime Jamaican gummy hash!!!
Mark's friend: Let's get hide-the-cutlery retarded!!!!!
Mark: FUCK YEAH!!!!
by bloodchills July 21, 2010
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