A neighborhood of novato, a mutant incest love creature between Black Point and Green Point. Black Point is a collection of small secluded houses full of hippies, and green point are multi-million dollar mansions run by absent addict patriarchs piggybacking off of daddy’s trust fund money. The two are divided by highway 37, which is full of drunk truckers who finished drinking 70 6-packs at Rossi’s Deli
Josh: “Have you ever been to Black Point-Green Point?”
Zach: “Wtf, why would anybody do that? I’m not looking to get run over by some mexican trucker who just finished daydrinking at the deli”
Zach: “Wtf, why would anybody do that? I’m not looking to get run over by some mexican trucker who just finished daydrinking at the deli”
by YourBoySpiff April 26, 2022
Person 1:Wanna smoke some meth?
Person 2: nah man, "Joints not points" for me.
Joints not points is just someone who prefers weed over any other drugs.
Person 2: nah man, "Joints not points" for me.
Joints not points is just someone who prefers weed over any other drugs.
by JointsNotPoints May 05, 2023
First part of penis to chafe itself raw after meat beating for the 4th time without proper amount of knuckle butter present
by Bob sagets muffbrow January 30, 2020
Someone who posts truckloads of juicy internet content (memes, videos, etc) to get internet points in return.
by Based Cow December 05, 2021
the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:
"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."
Ex:
"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."
Examples of Use:
"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."
"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."
by Zack, The Pisces January 07, 2013
After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after. Everybody started going nuts.
by A-FERRRR October 05, 2011