A pirate-selfie is the kind of a selfie, what you make with your friends, but without changing to front-facing camera, thus photographing the sun/ceiling/the floor/random people.
-Hey guys, gather around, I'm making a pic! Say cheese!
-What are you doing? You are taking pictures of the ceiling, not us!
-Yes, 'cause it's a pirate-selfie!
-Oh okay, then.
-What are you doing? You are taking pictures of the ceiling, not us!
-Yes, 'cause it's a pirate-selfie!
-Oh okay, then.
by MedievalHobo September 22, 2018

by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024

The Pirate is a sexual move where you’re doing oral sex with your partner. It starts with sucking on your partner’s whistle/lips to the point where they’re climaxing. When you sense they’re about to have a boner/orgasm, quickly back off and holler, “THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!” like a pirate, and watch as your partner shoots their liquid all over the place.
Extra points awarded if you’re dressed as a pirate.
Extra points awarded if you’re dressed as a pirate.
Jason didn’t realize that Jessie had that hidden talent with her pussy until she asked to do the Pirate with him.
by rosenovarocks April 9, 2024

Diesel Coated Salami Pirates or Salami Pirates for short is another term for Lot Lizards, or Truck stop prostitutes
by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024

Giving someone the "pirate" is when during sexual intercourse, the male kicks his partner in one leg, and while she/he is screaming "ARGH!", he continues to ejaculate in her/his eye.
Dude1: So how was your date with Miss Hook last night?
Dude2: She was quite shy at first, but I gave her The Pirate at the end of the evening.
Dude1: You a nasty motherf**ker
Dude2: She was quite shy at first, but I gave her The Pirate at the end of the evening.
Dude1: You a nasty motherf**ker
by KarTosha April 30, 2020

If you use pirate's slang in public, you either have bad manners, or you need to learn the phrase improve your vocabulary
by Sexydimma November 22, 2014

Shawn Walton has such amazing pirateability, he can't even remember whether or not i played and beat him at Madden '08.
by Becca~ October 15, 2007
