The Belarusian Jet pack will make all NATO member cower in fear as their soldiers spin a Mach speed on a horizontal bar.
by Flat tire August 4, 2023
Get the Belarusian jet packmug. An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.
So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.
by bitchuck August 31, 2024
Get the fanny packmug. An ice pack made from ice that was just used to mix a beautiful cocktail for your surgical recovery.
With his Manhattan well-stirred and strained into his glass, Charlie filled a Ziplok bag with the remaining ice cubes and placed it gingerly across his surgical site while he took the first sip of his recovery cocktail. This was the inaugural Nice pack!
by DocZ September 8, 2016
Get the Nice packmug. by billcar January 7, 2023
Get the Packing itmug. When I couldn't find my teaching notes my first thought was, "Ugh, the fanny pack five struck again".
by anoneomas March 22, 2019
Get the fanny pack fivemug. by J#uy July 31, 2023
Get the jam-packed with air.mug. A quantity of illicit drugs, packaged for sale in a standard quantity (kilo, pound, quarter, eighth, etc.)
To “smoke one’s pack” (“smoking on that ___ pack”) refers to the act of obtaining by force another’s pack of drugs and smoking them, usually implying that the subject has killed the person in question in order to obtain them, whether literally or (more often) metaphorically through embarrassment/roast.
To “smoke one’s pack” (“smoking on that ___ pack”) refers to the act of obtaining by force another’s pack of drugs and smoking them, usually implying that the subject has killed the person in question in order to obtain them, whether literally or (more often) metaphorically through embarrassment/roast.
by NavyMonkey69 November 24, 2021
Get the Packmug.