Red Wine Night

That one night at Thunderdome when a cute guy drinks red wine for most of the day and drunkenly sticks his tongue in your mouth for the first time and doesn't recall a thing the next day.

"Oh, that doesn't count as a first kiss, it was Red Wine Night."

by OOHOO December 12, 2014

Good Night Motherfucker

A strong alcoholic drink, which puts you to bed.

It’s almost time for bed, make me a Good Night Motherfucker.

by Bkristina79 March 22, 2019

Homeschool wedding night

When both you and your spouse were homeschooled and just got married, but you literally have no idea what to do on your wedding night because your fundamentalist pastor preached how bad sex was at least once a month. Usually, homeschool wedding nights involve the couple awkwardly sitting on the opposite sides of the bed in homeschool attire (men wear plaid button-down shirts and jeans; the women wear plain dresses) while nervously glancing at each other. Eventually, usually the husband, reaches over and pokes the wife on the shoulder, making her so nervous that she runs out of the room.

"Dude, did you see that Titus and Louise just got married?"
"Yeah man, I bet that was a hilarious homeschool wedding night!"

by stinky-poop-fart March 27, 2023

Christmas Eve Night

The night before Christmas, the second most exciting time of the year.

This is the time where paren- er...I mean, Santa delivers the gifts to the children in the Christmas tree.

Mom: "Jackie, remember not to stay up on Christmas Eve Night!"
Jackie: "ok"

by Sippy December 23, 2019

Bad Night Bitch

a phrase meaning God knows what that is used by a sensitive ass nigga on the internet called nightow. he uses this phrase anytime he gets upset and rages. this particular phrase makes no sense.

Example: I'm telling my Mom on you! BAD NIGHT BITCH!

Example: Hope you have a bad night bitch

Example: Person 1: Bad night bitch!

Person 2: He must be a nightow

by cowboaiaiai December 31, 2019

late night mood

when you want to talk about the things that you only talk about at 3 A.M

friend: i'm in a late night mood
me: wanna talk about aliens and 9/11?

by pint.of.smiles May 27, 2019

Alabama friday night

When your cousin finally answers your phone call and lets you cum inside her grandma.

Cousin 1: When are we partying!?
Cousin 2: in a few days it will be Alabama friday night!
Cousin 1: oh yeah! I’ll invite my dad!

by Python3 July 28, 2019