Cold Camping

When you have cold hands and jerk off to warm them up

Jerry's hands were freezing so he went cold camping

by anonymous August 17, 2025

Cold cock

A cold cock when she’s giving you a blowjob with ice chips in her mouth

Dude this chick gave me a blowjob last night with ice chips in her mouth yeah she called it a cold cock and it made my eyes roll back in my head

by Big poppy June 4, 2018

Asking if the sun is cold

1. When someone asks a yes or no question so dumb that it genuinely shocks everyone around.

2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.

Jimmy: pointing at a girl he likes, a lesbian pin on her bag. “Do you think she actually would like me back?”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”

by Scharey! December 7, 2024

cold craig

When you're taking a shower while someone is also taking a shit, because the steam amplifies the smell.

Good, my girlfriend needs to stop giving me the cold Craig. I will never feel clean.

by Pseudonym McPseudonymface March 7, 2019

cold

Kian is cold

"GODDAMN KIAN! WHY AREN'T YOU COLD IT'S -188°C!!"
"because I'm the definition of cold, look it up."

by kian18181 July 27, 2023

man cold

when a man is sick so he becomes incredibly rude to his significant other to cope for the illness he is suffering from. It doesnt matter if its a small cold, or the flu, your man will never treat you kindly.

"bryan has been so rude today"
"yeah he has man cold"

by boyfriendhater101 December 1, 2023

Cold fusion

When a heterosexual couple partakes in unprotected intercourse and neither partner sweats yet the male achieves orgasm and the female conceives a child; this applies only when the people are related to one another

“Why does Jimmy look so messed up all the time?”
“He’s a cold fusion baby.”
“Oh, that makes sense.”

by djborrelli01 February 26, 2018