Fritzl phoning

When you hold someone against their will on the phone.

Crazy gf- 'No you are not allowed to hang up on me or I will lose my shit'
Nonchalant bf- ' you are fritzl phoning me'

by Stephaniekate88 March 6, 2017

toilet phone

A phone that has been dropped at least once in the toilet

-hey I love your phone
-me too, but it's a toilet phone, so...

by Hotwheels100 June 27, 2016

cookie phoned

Too many dabs leading to use of chocolate chip cookie as a telephone.

"You tryna get cookie phoned tonight?"

by Whitna$tymcwhitecheddah May 21, 2016

doo doo phone

A phone that's so lame, not even average class citizens use these types of phones.

Guy: Check out my phone! I just got it.
Guy 2: What can it do?
Guy: Well...I can only make calls.
Guy 2: No texts, no internet, no music, no etc?
Guy: Only calls.
Guy 2: Man, you got a doo doo phone! Nobody has those anymore.

by Real World May 11, 2016

good phone

Most i-phones, androids among other smart phones with up to date features fall under the category of "good phone".

Yo i got that good phone, so now i can take a pic, mess wit virtual reality, use the web like that chick charlotte. Excetera

by Joeyjuice610 May 12, 2016

little phone

The code word for little penis used in english class.

I have such a little phone compared to Olivias' big phone!

by Patrick star jr. April 22, 2016

Fossil phone

When ones phone is a flip phone that is from 2001

Your shitty fossil phone barely works

by Blackshadow105 October 14, 2016