eating the muffin

Grabbing someones penis and throwing it at a dolphin.

Guy: Hey you wanna be eating the muffin.
Other: I don't know where we would find a dolphin but yeah sure.

by Maxwell the olympian November 3, 2013

slut muffin

a big huge ginormous slut muffin.

that slut muffin sucked off 34,243 guys.

by sam hixson March 10, 2008

tard muffin

shit that your girfriend eats

i gave her a tard muffin last night

by Jordan Olness January 22, 2004

fag muffin

fag is British slang for ciggarette, so a ciggarette muffin

Damn, you smell like a fag muffin

by rent_junkie January 19, 2008

Muffin Monster

A female vocalist exhibiting characteristics of Cookie Monster vocals.

Dude, did you see the chick lead singer in that metal band last night, she was a total muffin monster, I couldn't understand shit she was sayin!

by L-B0 September 14, 2010

Skank Muffin

Skank muffin- A whore who is a total bitch and slaps the reciever of sex after the intercourse. She also has mant=y tattos and peircings. They also must grow up in the streets of Philly, Broklyn, or Compton.

The skank muffin jump across the street and slapped the pimp.

by yindidlefidle February 14, 2012

Slut Muffin

Hannah

Hannah: call me a slut muffin

by DisasterTwink June 24, 2019