slut muffin

a big huge ginormous slut muffin.

that slut muffin sucked off 34,243 guys.

by sam hixson March 10, 2008

eating the muffin

Grabbing someones penis and throwing it at a dolphin.

Guy: Hey you wanna be eating the muffin.
Other: I don't know where we would find a dolphin but yeah sure.

by Maxwell the olympian November 3, 2013

tard muffin

shit that your girfriend eats

i gave her a tard muffin last night

by Jordan Olness January 22, 2004

fag muffin

fag is British slang for ciggarette, so a ciggarette muffin

Damn, you smell like a fag muffin

by rent_junkie January 19, 2008

Muffin Monster

A female vocalist exhibiting characteristics of Cookie Monster vocals.

Dude, did you see the chick lead singer in that metal band last night, she was a total muffin monster, I couldn't understand shit she was sayin!

by L-B0 September 14, 2010

muffin top

a physical trait particularly on a femal body

austin is wearing that whoreish top and his muffin top is flabbing out

by flavor ice July 25, 2010

cummy muffins

accidentally mistaken for cum uppins. this word really has no meaning, its just funny as hell. but it is kind of like just desserts.

You'll get your just desserts.
or
you'll get your cummy muffins.

by trashcollector June 11, 2006