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Mark was the rat i saw under my bed
by mannywoiboo August 30, 2021
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English marks

When you spank your mother's arse so emphatically, that it leaves some prominent marks.
"I gave mother some English marks last night"
by ingleesh September 16, 2020
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Deutsch mark

A truly stand up guy. A German bloke. Great with kids
Todd: “I feel so bad for mark, he’s a bit chubby but hyper-inflated seems a bit much”
Steve: “Deutsch mark. What an absolute fucking legend
by Cum faggot May 20, 2019
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Mark

Whenever something bad occurs, such as your first born being grilled on a barbeque, you must exlaim "MARK". Its always Marks fault
Person 1: Hey isnt that Eddie your first born on the barbeque
Person 2: Oh for fucks sake it is
Person 1 and 2: MARK
by Mark Cuthill August 18, 2022
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Mark Bryan

Likes big butts and he cannot lie.
Yoh, is he in the club again? He is such a Mark Bryan.
by alchemiachan June 10, 2021
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Mark

Mark my words Mark. One day you´ll be extremely good in marketing. Marksmen are Mark´s men. Always take Mark to markets. Don´t get into trouble with Mark, he´ll leave a mark.

Shoutout to all Marks out there!
"As I MARK out the door, I saw how MARK crashed into a MARK and hell yeah that was amazing !"
by Berminger November 23, 2021
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Mark

"No it's fine don't worry, what's up are you alright?" three seconds later, "YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"

don't be like Mark.
by tytheart1st January 29, 2023
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