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Your Dad Lesbian XD

The perfect insult to throw back at those who say your mum gay lol
Him: stfu Your mum gay lol
Me: Well your dad lesbian XD
Him:Dies
by Skeleben ._. February 18, 2018
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Your dad lesbian

For the people who thought your mom gay was the biggest insult your dad lesbian is a response that you should use to that
Jack: your moms gay go die

Martin:shut up your dad lesbian
by Commando fortnut 69 August 10, 2018
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Pocket Sized Lesbian

n. Lesbian you just want to stick in your pocket.
Wow Stace, Did you see the majority were pocket sized Lesbians..

She was so cute I just wanted to stick her in my pocket and take her home.
by nixipixi January 27, 2011
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Immacu-lesbian Conception

When a lesbian has such incredible and intense sex with another lesbian that their body actually believes itself to be pregnant resulting in amenorrhea, or rather, an "Imaccu-lesbian Conception." Such lesbian pregnancies are first detectable 5 days after a missed period and can last up to 9 months. They usually do not result in the birth of a human baby; however, the lesbian community has not given up hope.
Helen: "Damn, Tracy. You've been doing things to my body nobody has ever done before. I'm a week late. This is my first "'Immacu-lesbian Conception.'"
Tracy: "Baby. You didn't need to give me one reason to stay here, but I am proud to be your first. I will gladly support you through this."
by LEZZZZY December 10, 2014
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Lesbian scissor hands

Making a scissor with motion while having a lesbian on each hand.
Dom:Bro I had a lesbien on each hand last night.
Jake: damn bro lesbian scissor hands!!!
by Bid dick michale November 9, 2017
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platinum star lesbian

a platinum star lesbian is the opposite of a platinum star gay. this means a lesbian who has never slept with a man and was born via vaginal birth, meaning the first thing they ever did was touch a vagina.
“hey isn’t that girl a gold star lesbian?”

“no. she hasn’t slept with a man, but she was also born vaginally. she’s a platinum star lesbian.”
by clace467 November 22, 2021
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lesbians love luke club

'club' formed on tumblr when the luke mullen lovers realized they were all lesbians
they lesbians love luke club is healthy proof that you don't have to be a thirsty creep over someone to love and appreciate them
by bambikippen May 13, 2019
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