Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin

Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

by tradieaustralian July 9, 2018

dr kevin t bockelboy jr esquire md

A proctologist who regulates peoples dreams like freddy kruger bitch

dr kevin t bockelboy jr esquire md is a Gangster

by jonthan mar August 3, 2010

kevin

every kevin has a massive cock
kevin meaning god
nickname for someone with a big jon

“i hooked up with kevin last night & he was so hung, his dick was massive! “

by massive penis May 12, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is the most hated guy and is so god damn ugly. most Kevin's are Asian and he is blind. he cant see. he gets none of the girls because of how ugly he is. he is the type of guy to always get bullied and bashed.

i would not date kevin because he is the ugliest animal alive.

by evert hervey October 13, 2022

Kevin

A clinically insane person, he exists solely for the demise of others. He is a monster, a degenerate, a vile creature that stalks the darkness and feeds off the insanity of the people around him. This is the epitome of a sick bastard who will willingly run over 10 school children at 140 mph in a school zone for a smelly, dusty rapper's cum-stained burger from McDonald's. Records include intricate paintings of smear shit depicting the rise of a supposedly Eldritch god known as Khanh the Goatphukr. Blueprints for a torture mechanism known as the "Bamboo Cock and Ball Torture" have been found in the basement of his old residence, as well as the bodies of children of many different races. There have been many cases where he will commit absolutely heinous crimes and bypass them with the phrase "We do a little trolling."

However, this creature has multiple shown signs of mental retardation and can be capturable with enough determination and patience. One technique theorized to neutralize the creature is known as the Lenny Discharge, where the user baits the creature to a lake: this halts the creature as it stares deep into the empty deep of the lake, the only signs of tranquility known. The user must then ready the firearm (revolver, 12 gauge, etc.) and blast this stupid motherfucker into smithereens until the face is completely recognizable.

Shut the fuck Kevin you fucking animal! You can't just run over that family of four and just call that "The Troll Method!"
No that isn't "the Troll Method" that's vehicular manslaughter!

by femboynutbuster November 22, 2021

kevin fruit

A Jewish bastard

Hey Anne, stop being a Kevin Fruit.

by beebeebabycakes May 19, 2016

Kevin Shattenkirk

Man who's love is in NY. Wanted to get out of the crap hole in St. Louis so bad. After being dealt to Washington, he wanted to mess with them so he played bad so they wouldn't resign him. On July 1st, he signed with the real team of New York.

Kevin Shattenkirk GOAT.

by Ortiz Did ROIDS. August 31, 2017