Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog
by YourMumschairDawg November 01, 2020
by Mrs. Josy April 08, 2018
What everyone who knows anything about basketball yells when they shoot a fadeaway jump shot with a paper ball into the garbage can.
by BDL#1 January 27, 2020
Jordan is a guy that at first seems like an annoying person, but once you get to know him he's sweet, caring, helpful, funny, makes the best facial expressions, and cute. Just hearing his name will give you so many butterflies that they'll travel down your legs and come out of your toes. He's the type of person that can make you laugh no matter what mood your in. He'e the type of person that everyone wants to be around. He is very addicting and sweet. Don't ever let this guy go if he's your friend, sibling, bf etc. Enjoy him, for he is a rare specimen and cannot be artificially created. Love him with all your heart.
Jordan is amazing
by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019
A cute guy with darkly colored eyes and hair, plays the trumpet, makes the best facial expressions, is nice, really funny, tall, rare, helpful, gives you so many butterflies that you can fly, supportive, sarcastic, goofy
Friend: Sooooooo, who's that guy you sit next to in English?
Me: Jordan
Friend: Uh uh
Me: Lay a finger on him and I will tear you to shreds, he's mine
Random Person: He's single tho
Me: *looks at calendar* oh ho, only for two more years
Me: Jordan
Friend: Uh uh
Me: Lay a finger on him and I will tear you to shreds, he's mine
Random Person: He's single tho
Me: *looks at calendar* oh ho, only for two more years
by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019
Person who typically if is not always a blue haired Biden voting flower cutting ford fiesta driving liberal who sucks at vayne bot
by ohthatpie December 20, 2024
boy- “hey did you hear about that girl in her twenties who shagged a 15 year old?”
boy 2- “oh jordan? heard she has a fetish for minors”
boy 2- “oh jordan? heard she has a fetish for minors”
by s060117s July 18, 2019