house monkey

A tree surgeon who is off work due to injury, illness, or bad weather. Also, from the proverb: 'House monkey have plenty time procrastinate about study'.

Katie hates being a house monkey.... she can't wait until her knee is fixed so she can get back up a tree.

by Kater street February 7, 2010

top house

The most popular or prestigious fraternity on campus.

I heard SAE was top house at UCLA, they throw the craziest parties.

by iForesee August 25, 2015

Glass House

An indoor basketball court. Particularly with glass backboards hence the name "glass" house.

Perfect day at the glass house!!!

by Robb33 February 23, 2013

take it to the house

To deliver something to a house.

I asked where to bring the couch, she said "Take it to the house."

by MontBlanc September 21, 2003

House hippo

A house hippo is slang for a very large and obese partner in a relationship. Wandering around the house, you'll never know what it'll eat next.

Craig: Hey, can you bring some chips over for the game tonight?
Paul: Sorry bro, we are all out. My house hippo ate them all again.

by Pharmamemes.ms February 2, 2020

leave the house

When there is a fire in your house at midnight when you're sleeping. You think it's just a nightmare but it's real.

12:00 am (sleeping)
12:01 am: Fire Alarm: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Anthony: (yawn) oh it's just a dream I'll go back to sleep
Andrew: NO THIS IS REAL WAKE UP LET'S LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 27, 2021

House of Mirrors

A social media profile that is mainly made up of self taken photos selfies

Majority of these pictures are taken in their bathroom in front of a mirror and or any mirror they come across.

Comment:

"All I ever see that girl post is selfies."

Response:

"Yea man, she's living in a house of mirrors"

by doshworld April 26, 2014