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pointy-haired boss

Etymology: A character in Scott Adams' Dilbert comic strip

(n) a clueless boss, esp. one that has been over-promoted and uses a lot of meaningless corporate buzzwords
My pointy-haired boss just told me I need to make a paradigm of strategizing my primary action items, just because I forgot to use the new cover sheet on the TPS reports.
by BeardedFatass January 11, 2004
mugGet the pointy-haired bossmug.

mick mow hair

Little girl says to mommy, mommy mommy I wanna be mick mow hair
by Pastor homeslice December 20, 2021
mugGet the mick mow hairmug.

The Uchiha clan’s hair

The most styled hair I ever seen in my life. Like damn Madara got that beautiful long hair,Itachi got the most durable ponytail and don’t get me started on Izuna’s magnificent jet black hair.
Uchiha hair is extremely beautiful and soft” I wish I had the Uchiha clan’s hair.
by Kira.B May 30, 2021
mugGet the The Uchiha clan’s hairmug.

bad hair gay

The not very talented male, possibly homosexual, employee at the barber shop.
A: Do you see the barber in the corner? He cut my hair yesterday.
B: Well, I guess he's really a bad hair gay.
by cumulonimbus April 22, 2010
mugGet the bad hair gaymug.

Facial Hair February

Similar to: No-shave November, Decembeard, Manuary, and March Stashness... The month is meant to celebrate the wonders of a man (or woman) and their facial hair.
Q: Yo whats up with the facial hair, bro?
A: Ive been keeping it goin since No-shave November, and its Facial Hair February ... get with it.
by McKracken72 December 4, 2010
mugGet the Facial Hair Februarymug.

Credit Union Hair

The haircut worn Canadian small town bank-tellers across that fine nation.
Just heading down to the stylist for fix my Credit Union Hair! Need to fit in!
by Bigmykale June 20, 2018
mugGet the Credit Union Hairmug.

Japanese Cunt Hair

Japanese Cunt Hair

Also referred to as a JCH. Japanese Cunt Hair refers to the belief that the incredibly, massive, unruly, bush of the Japanese modern day woman is simply just a 3 foot continuously coiled black hair. The JCH typically comprises approximately 38% of the total weight of a Japanese woman, or more specifically close to 15 kg.

In societal practice, the JCH is the reason why Japanese women must wear what are typically referred to as 'Granny Panties'. They must cover the JCH in its entirety so they are not shunned.
Jon: Damn, you see that? I almost got the triple 20 on the dart board.
Bill: Shit, Tim. You were about 3 Japanese Cunt Hair's away.
Jon: Fuck you Bill. I wasn't 9 feet away, you asshole!

Ralph: Hey Yuko, it looks like you have a tail sticking out of your shorts!
Yuko: Hee Hee Hee (shy laugh). That must be my Japanese Cunt Hair showing again!
by roastbeefcurtain January 9, 2020
mugGet the Japanese Cunt Hairmug.

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