Penis Day

A day of celebration for dicks. It usually falls on August 18th.

Guy: Your birthday falls on the same day as Penis Day.
Guy 2: I wish you never brought that into my mind. Don't do that again.

by Nekromancers September 5, 2020

day out

a large gathering of the same thing

on seeing a large group of blondes together
carla: blonde day out!

on seeing a group of people all wearing skinny jeans
orlaith: skinnies day out!

by SkinnyEff May 18, 2008

Bonus Day

A day in a relationship where no *restrictions* apply.
The restrictions can be, but are not limited to, physical/emotional/verbal or multiple.

*Can also be used as Bonus with any part of the day*
eg. Bonus Night

NOTE:

Once a verbal agreement is made about a Bonus Day it cannot be taken back.

Firoza: I was so happy with Sid that i gave him six bonus days and six bonus nights

by UnavailabilityIsMyThing October 2, 2012

boss's day

A dumb, completely pointless holiday invented by greeting card companies to sell more cards. A concept that hasn't and (hopefully) never will catch on. On this day you're supposed to thank your boss for "being kind and fair" and buy him some stupid card, but really, its just a classic hallmark holiday. Ironically, most people seem to resent their bosses anyway so whats the point?

Joe: I got a card for my boss, because today is Boss's Day!
Mike: What the hell is "Boss's Day"?
Joe: Its a day where we show our appreciation of our boss!
Mike: You're an idiot who blindly follows dumb trends, you know that?

by NewClear October 11, 2012

Valentine’s Day

A day we’re u remember your single and feel bad and get depressed bc your man left u

Best Fran” it’s Valentine’s Day and yo ass still single shm”
Me “ bitch fuck you”
Then goes home and cry’s and watches some dumbass movie

by “ this bitch “ February 14, 2019

banana day

august 22nd*, the day of bananas, a day for the giving out and the eating and general enjoyment of and appreciation for bananas


*august 23rd may be celebrated as well, as bizarro banana day

"happy banana day! would you like a banana?"

by tyhe August 24, 2008

Danger Days

One of the best albums by the band, My Chemical Romance. It was slightly different from what they normally made. They are (sadly ;-;) not a band anymore, and shall be remembered.

Did you hear the song, Na Na Na? It was my favorite song in the Danger Days album!

by emo-iero October 10, 2016