finger-up-the-butt

A descriptive sentence describing something really gay or weird, like a fucked up fetish.

Weird Gay Guy: Wanna come to a sausage fest at my place? We'll be in my basement, my mom will bring us pizza.

Other Guy: Hell no! That sounds Finger-Up-the-Butt to me!

by pain77888g August 9, 2016

Three-fingered hoop

A specific sexual act usually recieved by a female and given by a male. The three smaller fingers are inserted into the vagina while making a circular shape with the index finger and thumb.

"I gave her the old Three-fingered hoop behind the Pittsworth Hotel."

by Randomgene February 21, 2008

Bitch Finger

Your fourth finger. It's like flipping the bird with your fourth finger. By doing this, you are calling someone a bitch...

Mike is such an asshole! When I was getting into my car, he gave me the bitch finger.

by namtrac705 August 3, 2008

fat got fingered

When a conversation sucks and you just want to walk away or change to topic

"My aunt was cleaning her trunk and her cat was eating some wiskas..."

"Yea, fat got fingered"

"Sorry?"

"fuggetit"

by Kortstreetsackwak April 15, 2006

fish finger

The art of forcing your fingers into a friends or passer bys mouth after fingering a female.

"Matt punched Grace once I had fish fingered him with her juices"

by Jay The Rapist March 22, 2009

middle finger

What real friends give to you. It's awesome. It is often mistaken as the gesture equivalent of saying "Fuck you," but it actually means "You're super cool!"

Mom: Hello, Son.
Son: *flips Mom off with the middle finger*
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOU VULGAR BRAT!
Son: No, Mom, that finger means you're super cool.

by dangnuggets November 3, 2016

Finger Bum Wank

Putting your finger in your bum to aid wanking if you have taken a load of oats and it's taking a while!

I opted for a Finger Bum Wank last night

by J-Boner! October 9, 2008