cracker fangirl

A black woman who gushes over a crush/celebrity or admires who is a straight white man

Girl: "I love Jack Harlow! I'd definitely sell my house for him."
Boy: "stfu you cracker fangirl, this is why you're gonna get called a nig-"

by assforlifersss November 9, 2021

Gram Cracker

An awesome grandma.

Yes, She is my gram cracker.

by Christopher Ferry May 12, 2019

Cracker

An uneducated white person from Florida or George Aka Handslaper also known as Johnathan Andrew Stowbridge or Solbert9854 on Fortnite

"Man Handslaper is such a cracker"

by Unknownusername42069 April 11, 2023

Twack Cracker

Twack Cracker: Methed out white person.

" Had to call the police on the twack crackers across the street again, they are always a problem"

by James Extraordinaire June 23, 2025

Cracker Craving

When someone has the urge to only hook up with white people.

Person A: "Did you see that super hot Asian walk by? Damn."
Person B: "I don't care. Right now I have an intense cracker craving, and I can only focus on that Caucasian near the entrance."

by The Cookie Eating Monster July 12, 2011

Cracker boy theo

Cracker boy Theo is a boy that can’t talk to girl longer than 5 minutes

Hey Ewan look at that cracker boy Theo over there

by Cjashh November 12, 2020

Cracker Barrel Head

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.

Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!

by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023