Cold Stone

When you get a rock-hard erection from a very cold temperature, usually around 20 to 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Very similar to morning wood.

“Dude, I can’t fuckin’ walk like this. I have cold stone right now.”

by Fuckedous March 15, 2018

cold back

A negative terms towards Canadians

(Friend) That Canadian was rude and judgemental.

(Me) meh fuckem he's a cold back anyways

by caleb5009 February 19, 2018

Cold Fish

A weak handshake where one grasps the knuckles/fingers of a person’s hand instead of a full, in-palm hand grab.

“Hey man, nice to see you!”
*other person gives lazy handshake*
“You cold fished me man!”

by GetOlympiaBitch January 30, 2020

The pizzas getting cold

When your high is staring to wear off.

{Guy 1} Hey, Dude the pizzas getting cold {Guy 2} Oh shit dude, lets bake another one!

by JayyBird October 30, 2010

cold nacho

A cold clitoris.

Damn I wish I would’ve wore underwire, I have a cold nacho.

by Jimecca July 1, 2019

Capitalism Cold

The physical, emotional, and spiritual suffering which results from an individual being overworked & underpaid in an unsatisfying but necessary job.

“Goddamn, I’ve been busting ass all week at a job that doesn’t recognize me as a person & the built landscape around me gives me malaise & feelings of anomie. I must be coming down with a Capitalism Cold!”

by Doctorb J June 17, 2021

cold potato

seeing who can keep the coldest potato in your refrigerator in their hands for the longest time possible

cold potato is very fun!

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025