cold porkchop

The act of getting stoned out of your mind before a quick break and reaching the epitome of your marijuana high and have started to fall back in to the corporeal world.

Man 1: I just quick cold porkchop!
Man 2: But you just got high.
Man 1: Yeah but not again!

by Medical Distress June 4, 2017

cold

Kian is cold

"GODDAMN KIAN! WHY AREN'T YOU COLD IT'S -188°C!!"
"because I'm the definition of cold, look it up."

by kian18181 July 27, 2023

Cold Smeared Face

Shittin on mf's since 1981

Cold smeared face....man he shittin on errbody..since 1981 yo

by Pebbinghouse March 9, 2021

Cold turkey fat slapper

Cold turkey fat slapper ; is a girl, usually a lesbian, who uses a turkey baster to try get pregnant.

OH well, did the Cold turkey fat slapper ask you for some cum?

by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020

cold craig

When you're taking a shower while someone is also taking a shit, because the steam amplifies the smell.

Good, my girlfriend needs to stop giving me the cold Craig. I will never feel clean.

by Pseudonym McPseudonymface March 7, 2019

kerry cold

a kerry cold is when megan slawsons dad has a cold but cus he’s just- him he’s worse than everybody else in the family

“god have you heard of the kerry cold!!”

by Megan slawson October 1, 2020

cold blow

when someone says your opinion is not true or they diss it

why would you cold blow my paper like that

by k9zeus January 26, 2016