the law of old where poeple should get punished for there crime. the courts of today do not punish people, so this is why "Zoo law" needs to be inforced.
zoo law would cover Crimes like murder. It would bring back the old death sentence.. Crimes like rape, would be not be comunity service.. they would be prison.. for a long time
by zoolord March 25, 2010
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by Pope Uban II January 7, 2013
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My homegirl said her ex stayed with her and his fam always asked her for money for lotto/bud and beer when she came in.They broke up and whenever her folks saw her they STILL hit her for space change. Upon careful introspection it appeared to me, she left and they became un-laws...
by Ismail Sabbah October 30, 2011
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I figured, its Jones' Law, they turned the frogs gay.
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normies demand every character be deeply fleshed out and morally ambiguous
when obvious villains and heroes create compelling narratives
I've seen normies unironically complain that you're "forced" to be the warrior of light in FFXIV
this says a lot about society when people can't relate to heroes
:jocker:
Clone Today at 3:54 PM
:hesrightjocker: :jocker:
an ambiguous complex relationship where the hero and villain can agree on some things and disagree on others is more interesting then a straightforward simple "durr u kill peepo u bad i kill u :brainlet: "
straightforward good vs. evil scenarios are demonstrative of black and white thinking
black and white thinking people are not creative and can't create interesting narratives or scenarios
that's not to say you can't have a black and white scenario from time to time, situations that are fairly straightforward like that do occur
but if it's your bread and butter then it's cringe :gangcringe~2:
Nif Today at 4:13 PM
You hes righted the exact thing you argued against
Good reading comprehension you macro autist
Brandon Today at 4:35 PM
Fuck it, nif's law.
normies demand every character be deeply fleshed out and morally ambiguous
when obvious villains and heroes create compelling narratives
I've seen normies unironically complain that you're "forced" to be the warrior of light in FFXIV
this says a lot about society when people can't relate to heroes
:jocker:
Clone Today at 3:54 PM
:hesrightjocker: :jocker:
an ambiguous complex relationship where the hero and villain can agree on some things and disagree on others is more interesting then a straightforward simple "durr u kill peepo u bad i kill u :brainlet: "
straightforward good vs. evil scenarios are demonstrative of black and white thinking
black and white thinking people are not creative and can't create interesting narratives or scenarios
that's not to say you can't have a black and white scenario from time to time, situations that are fairly straightforward like that do occur
but if it's your bread and butter then it's cringe :gangcringe~2:
Nif Today at 4:13 PM
You hes righted the exact thing you argued against
Good reading comprehension you macro autist
Brandon Today at 4:35 PM
Fuck it, nif's law.
by Joseph Huggins December 15, 2020
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Scott: Hey, do you know what happened to the hairbrush that was in the bathroom?
Ann: Yes... it's in my car.
Scott: Ah ha. Lyndi's Law strikes again.
Ann: Yes... it's in my car.
Scott: Ah ha. Lyndi's Law strikes again.
by Tenacious E June 22, 2015
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