brandoned

to be up creek without a paddle once again, to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it for the 1000th time, to be a natural born loser, a figure of speech way worse than munsoned. Related to the sir name Brandon

I rather get brandoned out in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my brothers in blue.

by The Real Worminator February 8, 2025

brandon curington

Thug that said the “Yo yo it’s hump day” line, and likes toro inoue

Man 1: Did you hear that Brandon Curington is a barber?

Man 2: No shit, he’s the “Erotic Barber” guy

by thetorofangirl February 11, 2025

Brandon

A man with a very large penis who is good at soccer

That man is probably a Brandon

by Tylerrockysigma February 25, 2025

brandon

a quickie in fast food restrooms using only kitchen utensils between 2 guys

i got a brandon yesterday by derek

by yungseb March 20, 2025

Brandon

Definition is a person who finds a female that has someone their shit together then comes along and acts like it’s his takes it over and throws you away like trash also hides the fact that he is nothing but a psychotic mental case at least six personalities Hiding

Brandon is a dodo bird you get it

by Trailer park trash June 9, 2024

Brandon

He is a weirdo at all times and he is obese af!!!! every person addresses him as the ugly brandon he is always ejaculating and disrespecting people and cant fight he got beat up by a fat person and hes changing schools for special people like him!!!

Girl: Brandon just posted on his story
bop: oh u mean ugly brandon😂😂

by Popthatdoor June 9, 2024

Bbl Brandon

The sexiest Rubinstein that has ever been created. To the point of blinding girls with prettiness. He always need one minute of himself to make sure he pulls baddies

bbl brandon is such a baddie

by Bblbrandon of June 22, 2024