Jordan conners

Jordan has a really small dick and he loves to smoke weed but he stinks and he has a gross and small dick

Jordan conners has a small duck

by Jacob is cool October 23, 2019

Micheal Jordan

FUCKING SUCKS

EX: "this girl was the Micheal Jordan of giving footjobs, too much toenail not enough lube"

by lebronjamesisthefuckinggoat January 12, 2025

Jordan

Big bankroll ass nigga hoes love em to dat but he always kno how to trick a bit don’t think he jus kno dumb ah nigga he send tae to send a blitz quick 4L type Shi

Damn shawt is dat Jordan he finna come take my hoe Omg

by Stk steakhouse type eatin August 2, 2022

jordan

a person whose names means chamber pot a.k.a toilet

oh no I am a jordan

by cool dude 621 April 24, 2019

Jordan

Some acorn looking fag who has no friends he is also friends with a Giovanni and Nicky. He also plays Roblox and doesn’t have the courage to ask out a girl

Look at that nibba jordan over there he’s an acorn
IKR

by Jfisksbdkxkaks November 9, 2018

Stop trying to make me life a finger, Jordan

I'm not going to fake an orgasms for you Jordan. I didn't need to try so I'm not going to.

Hym "No. Stop trying to make me life a finger, Jordan. I don't need to be taught a lesson about doing things myself. You want to accuse me of trying to get people to murder for me and no one can see any of that if I don't have a secondary audience that has access to both the posts that get rejected at insemination AND my screen. Which is actually the case. So WHOSE FAULT IS IT REALLY that I have a cult following? If you're not surveilling me for the purpose of doing what you are doing now, how does anyone see the things that Urban Dictionary would OBVIOUSLY reject immediately? EVEN BEFORE the vote section went down, these would not have even made it to the vote section. And IF THEY DID... Why would you not just do the fucking thing, Jordan? Being an obstinate and uppity aristocrat. That's why. If there is a greater good, you were not aiming at it there. Either that or you missed. Even if somone else took my place, why would they not tell me that people were looking for me if the gains weren't immediate for them? And now you are trying to raffle off my identity. It's just fucking stupid. I don't care that me not having to try make you all look like you suck. YOU DO SUCK. You should have to look that way INSTEAD OF trying to make it look like I... Suck. Which I don't."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

Cade Jordan

Really cool guy with good morals. Loves his sophomores from time to time and will do anything to meet his lover.

Who is that with my sister? Of course it's Cade Jordan!

by notmyname13 March 7, 2022