jizz on the brain

When you're a whore

Steve - "Dat bitch got jizz on the brain"

by Pinguino25 October 2, 2017

Jizz Thing

A Jizz thing is somebody who bathes in jizz - normally they gather in packs and avoid revealing they are Jizz things' to make themselves feel less weird about their obsession.

I'm all for a bit of fun but those Jizz things take it too far - tis a dirty habit!

by Bendy dick scrumple sack January 12, 2021

Jizz On Pizz

When a man orders a pizza and jizzes on the pizza for the female to eat

Man 1: "Hey mark, I might use the jizz on pizz technique tonight with Lisa"

Man 2: "Oh yeah, she will love that"

by BMXHaribo August 30, 2021

knowledge jizz

When a man attempts to force his subjective opinion all over your face and down your throat. Said opinion is most often unsubstantiated, uninvited, unoriginal or downright incorrect. Closely related to the global phenomenon of mansplaining and tied to the interpersonal manifestations of sexism.

Gross, that film critic just knowledge jizzed all over me for twenty minutes and didn't even ask what I thought of the film.

by LCarrollHarris April 17, 2016

Jizz

something that your mom was swallowing last night

Bob: there was jizz on my moms bed last night. what the hell did you do?

by FightingPumpkin57 January 28, 2022

The Jizz Line

The name of the placement you are in when behind the barrier at a concert so that if a band member were to jizz in a straight line from the stage, it would hit you in the face. This can apply to the singer or the other guitarists.

It is a term to brag with about your position when obtaining a great barrier space.

"Omg the barrier, I'm right in the central Jizz Line!!"

"I didn't get The Jizz Line for Tom but I'm in DK's YAY!"

(on phone) "Yes I got here safely mom, and I'm in The Jizz Line!!!"

"Shall we queue for the concert and try to get The Jizz Line?"

by Tahariel July 4, 2012

Jizz

To pee

Oh shit Carl i have to Jizz

by Am3r1c4nb0y February 18, 2021