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Kyle

Kyle is short asf and very dumb hes not funny and hes fucking adopted he has no friends and a micro penis
Girl:oh no its Kyle hes short and has a small dick

Kyle:hey ladies im gay
by ohiosigma123 December 13, 2023
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Kyle

The one homie to snitch and sips energy drink playing fortnite all day.
Boy: Kyle chill on that mother fucking fortnite marathon you bitch.
Kyle: *Sips Energy drink*
by Branman sam May 11, 2021
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Kyle

A super horny teenager who has next to no sense of boundaries. Ranging from 12-17, this guy will send really creepy dms to anyone with a vagina. Really uncomfortable to be around.
Any female: Hey!
Kyle: lemme see them fuckin’ tiiiiiiiiits
by Slimieboo July 19, 2019
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Kyles Law

A mathematical equation for calculating what physique means for a woman- ass•boobs/shape=physique
Evan: Hey Dan, I just used kyles law to determine that ur girl is mind. Dan: I literally hate you Evan 😑
by Mr.Napkin May 21, 2023
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Kyle

Kyle is the best girl you’ll ever meet, she’s kind, sweet, funny, and literally the most gorgeous girl you’ll ever meet. If she says she loves you, she means it from the bottom of her heart and will do absolutely do anything for you. She will do whatever to make you happy, even though if it means she's getting hurt in the end.
She is the greatest friend you could ever have, she's there when you need her and will never hesitate to go out of her way for you. Her eyes are beyond beautiful, and tell you every emotion that's going through her head.
Kyle is so beautiful
by linajeanne July 8, 2023
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Kyle Reese

Main male protagonist of The Terminator (1984). He gets sent back to 1984 by John Connor, a resistance leader against the Terminators. His goal is to protect Sarah Connor from the T-800, as she is the mother of John.
by bamfwag June 26, 2023
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Kyle Man

A trooper who says lol bus gay a lot and is awesome
Wow that Kyle Man is such a sexy trooper
by Lol bus gay January 26, 2020
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