Jacob Loncki

A very cool guy who loves video games, football and men. He has a temper as big as his shlong

You're a Cowboys fan. Oh you must be a Jacob Loncki

by momoiscool1234545667778 February 4, 2022

Jacob

A sexy ass man with a 14 inch cock. All the women love him because he is so sweet and cute and his body is perfect, you friends milf mom has probably fucked him.

"Jacob fucked the hottest girl ever"
"Yeah makes sense"

by ieatmadasslmaourmoms September 23, 2019

Jacob

A guy who is a complete douche bag, he’s a player and it’s a miracle if you meet a Jacob and he’s loyal. Usually plays baseball and really immature. If you meet a Jacob be careful cause he will either play you or stick with u for the rest of your life. Don’t trust him unless u really know him.

Hey I met a Jacob today

Bob- be careful around him

by Annoyinglyannoyed June 11, 2019

Jacob Whitney

Jacob whitney is a guy determined to pull every hot chick in the school. He is blonde, and not afraid to be seen. Aka a golden retriever. He lives life on th edge, literally. Jacob Whitneys are hot mother fuckers with a lot of personality, mess with them, they mess with you.

omg did you hear abt Jacob Whitney? Hes so hot.

by jakey breaky March 13, 2023

Jacob

A rapist. Likes to rape woman then go to the marines

Jacob I said no, jacob says… I don’t care

by Rapeexposer73 December 20, 2021

Jacob

The most amazing human being ever. Kind, super sweet, a gentleman, sexy, talented, and drop-dead gorgeous. You will get lost in his eyes. His smile is contagious and you can't help but blush at the thought of him. He also has a huge cock at at least 9 inches. Trustworthy, the first to apologize, and knows your boundaries. Has a sexy, regal voice that will drive you insane. He's kind to all he meets and will make his girlfriend (assuming he's taken) feel like the most important, beautiful girl in the universe. You will love him forever, and never forget him. He will be the best sex you ever have and that you will miss

Girl 1: Hey! Have you talked to Jacob lately?

Girl 2: well not talk, but my legs still hurts

Jacob: Hey, how are you?

Girl 1 and 2:jswarfkygulutdstukgu

by The first day May 3, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is that type of person everybody thinks is hot but then his voice is like he is on heailum and most the time they have ocd

He sounds like jacob

by Lazerdud3 March 18, 2019