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[Rocket J]

Any hyper or rambunctious acting person whose middle initial begins with the letter 'J'.
Hey, cool it Rocket J, you're going to hurt yourself!
by Rocket J January 8, 2009
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J-killa

Subject Of the poem "The Greatest" by Robert Riemer, J-killa got his name from his many feats of heroism and sexual mastery on the streets where he grew up (he is legally married to Kate upton). He has served as chief advisor under Abraham Lincoln and FDR, and is rumored to have written the Gettysburg address on a roll of toilet paper while he was taking a dump somewhere in Pennsylvania. His most astounding accomplishment, however, was undoubtedly his victory over Heavy Thway in a contest of length (j-killa's penis won by a margin of over 8 feet). In 2014, j-killa was preemptively elected in the presidential election of 2032.

"This is a great man. I love him."-- John Lennon
J-killa is a fucking boss
by Thaaaooo3 June 13, 2014
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J Chilln

To be consumed into a deep chill, experiencing euphoria.
He was j chilln
by Heorjsh February 4, 2015
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J-Bu

A urban way of saying "juice box".
Hey hun, I am thirsty. Please pick up a 6 pack of J-Bu's for the kids & I. That would be Superior of you.
by Urban Connosier February 27, 2017
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Rip a J

To have sexual intercourse; typically associated with manipulative, deceptive, or unemotional sex, but can simply be used to describe the activity if one feels uncomfortable with using the word "sex." The "J" refers to the slang term for vagina: "VaJayJay"
"What did you do this weekend? Rip a J?"
"Hell yeah, man."
by Explosive Potato February 13, 2012
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Blow the J

When a group of 2-3 people hang out doing nothing in particular; Sitting around bantering when one is supposed to be working; see also: dick around
You ready to finish that spreadsheet?" "Fuck that. The boss isn't here, so let's just blow the j for awhile.
by Mr. Freedom March 6, 2011
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j-dumpster

a "japanese cum dumpster" usually the most whorish and slutty girl in the county
person A:the girls a slut
person b:oh! thats coco, shes a total J-dumpster
person A:nicee!!
person C: what are you guys talkin about...
person A & B: ...leave
person C: fine. im not inviting you to my birthday party
person A: good! we dont wanna go because were hangin out with J-dumpster
by your seed October 13, 2011
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