The works

Treat someone harshly

"The tough coach didn't hold back and gave the lazy player the works, leaving him exhausted and determined to improve."

by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025

Not going to work

It'll be full credit or it will be child murder and there is no inbetween.

Hym "Not going to work. If I'm not getting credit it will be your kid's ass! Let me know. We can end it today. You figure out what you're going to tell the parents? You look your kids in the eyes and tell them "Mommy and Daddy love you but I have to let him kill you because if I don't it sets a president that says I can't stalk, harass, and rob people if they threaten the life... They are going to take..."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

work

the worst thing ever created

money should be free so we don't have to work

by bigchingus409 September 9, 2019

Work Whore

A person who makes time to hang out with his "cool" friends, but pretends he's busy with work when invited to hang out with his real friends

"Man, Tom is such a work whore"

by Based_ICWD December 10, 2020

Basement work

The act of participating in sexual intercourse whilst being on bottom.

Friend: What’d you get up to last night?
Me: Wife was feeling frisky but I was tired so I did a little basement work.

by Randy Stone January 17, 2024

Circle work

Typically instead of a standard burnout at a set of lights or a stop sign, or perhaps at an intersection in front of a small group of people, “circle work” is kept for such occasions when a large group of people is available to view the display. The vehicle owner doesn’t just do a burnout. They try to burn that clutch and tyre tread down as much as possible whilst slowly spinning the car in circles so they can still a) view the audience, and b) not choke to death on the clouds of rubber smoke being churned up from the tyres.

They have degenerated into muddy, rum-soaked, all-night drinking sessions, complete with circle work by hungover ute drivers the following morning.

by AliGeeeee May 6, 2024

Work smarter not harder

This is a phrase that a humble boss would use when they have no idea how to help and want to confess that they are an absolute idiot and to apologise for putting you in a situation where you will probably get sick from stress and overwork.

"I can't believe you agreed to that. There is no way we will get it done in time."

"Work smarter not harder."

"Ok, it isn't your fault that you are a moron. I accept your apology."

by gav-wan December 2, 2021